Welcome to the official website of the Rotten Groton Hash House Harriers
About our kennel
Come join us for laid back fun as we run/walk/hike around the wilds of Connecticut and relax afterward with beer in hand (assuming we’re over 21). We run every other Saturday and Friday nights during Daylight Savings time.
Our website gets updated frequently, so check back soon! Checkback. See what we did there? Hilarious.
Tyrant (Grand Mattress/Webmistress/Religious Advisor): EZ Keyless Entry. 'Nuff said. Already more than a mouthful.
Religious Advisors: Newlyweds Amelia Airshart & Dances with Balls. If they're late for circle, you NOW know why.
Hareraiser: Mismanagement. It takes a village to raise a hare.
Haberdasher: I'll F*ck Your Girlfriend. This wanker knows how to sell his goods for cheap.
Beermeister & Hash Cash Philly Cheese D*ck This guy keeps his hands in all of our ass...ets.
Our kennel's history
This is only the most recent incarnation of the Rotten Groton Hash, a kennel that has had a long history of running (and not). Rhode Island H3 hasher Basket Boom Boom told us a story once about how many times the kennel has been resurrected over the last 20 years, but we forgot most of the details. Beer.
THIS incarnation of the RgH3 was started by Little Hummer Boy and Hand Job in summer 2012 after spending a year bitchingabout the lack of hashing opportunities in the Groton area. The first official RgH3 run was the "Witness the Resurrection" hash on June 2, 2012. Little Hummer Boy hared a trail in Groton, and the pack included Hand Job, Lubey Sanchez, NFN Jan, and Sound of Music Crying.
In 2012, every other weekend when we weren't hashing in Groton, RgH3 hashed with our sister kennel, New Haven Hash House Harriers, NH4, to further develop our thirst for beer.
In Summer of 2013, RgH3 added Friday full moon hashes.
In November of 2013, the Skull N Boners Hash was born, forever influencing CT hashers' taste for mud n blood.
In February of 2014, HashMat was co-hosted by all three shoreline kennels!
Even though the original RgH3 members 5 no longer regularly hash with us or have moved away to greener kennels, the RgH3 kennel continues on-on...